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Post by columbia on Oct 11, 2006 2:59:17 GMT -5
thats the only good bit...
Turkish: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me. Tommy: Why me? Turkish: Well, you know about caravans. Tommy: How's that? Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price. Tommy: What's wrong with this one? Turkish: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour. ___SNATCH____
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Post by DeadFlamers on Oct 11, 2006 3:07:06 GMT -5
lol
Ok classic
"Ok here goes"
Pushes detomator*
"You were only suppost to blow the bloody dors off!"
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Post by columbia on Oct 11, 2006 3:14:31 GMT -5
Turkish: [Narrating] This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer. I love that line hehehehe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turkish: [Tommy has a gun in his trousers] what's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
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Post by columbia on Oct 17, 2006 3:04:28 GMT -5
"mother fucker got blood all over my best clown suit" (Captain Spaulding:) [after shooting Killer Karl] _____________ Otis: Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moley, [Whole family joins in] Otis: Got me a live one."
House of a thousand corpses
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 17, 2006 13:52:57 GMT -5
"Christine! You googots in the head or somethin? We are on the side of the freakin highway!" -Detroit Rock City ...I dunno why I like that one I just do...maybe the word googots?
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Post by columbia on Oct 18, 2006 0:07:15 GMT -5
lmao probably
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Post by RaZoR KiSsEs on Oct 18, 2006 7:46:22 GMT -5
deffinitly
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Post by columbia on Oct 18, 2006 11:14:45 GMT -5
eheheh *its 2006 im sure you know how to use these* seth from the oc mwuhahahahaha
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 18, 2006 17:44:21 GMT -5
"Oh,it's like an orgy in my mouth!"-Stewie/Family Guy
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Post by DeadFlamers on Oct 19, 2006 2:43:11 GMT -5
One from shrek 2 >.<
"Not the gum drop button"
*Big gingerbread man called...mongo goes crazy and starts destroying castle*
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Post by RaZoR KiSsEs on Oct 19, 2006 7:19:39 GMT -5
lmfao then drowns in the moat
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Post by columbia on Oct 19, 2006 9:53:25 GMT -5
lmao oh the memories from tv...
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Post by DeadFlamers on Oct 20, 2006 2:19:27 GMT -5
lol
Even better one at the end of shrek 2 "Look at our mutant demon babies"
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 23, 2006 12:39:06 GMT -5
Stan:"Ike,kick the baby!" Ike:"Don't kick the baby!"
*Stan kicks Ike through a window*
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Post by columbia on Oct 30, 2006 7:27:19 GMT -5
"Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? C'mon children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?" "Twelve?" "Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy." "I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!" "Mmeh mmeh mmeh mmeh mmeh mmeh mmeh mmeh." "Shut up, fat boy!" "Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' Jew!" "Eric, did you just say the F-word?" "Jew?" "No, he's talkin' about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fuckin' fat-ass!" "Kyle!" "Why the fuck not?" "Eric!" "Dude, you just said fuck again!" "Stanley!" "@#$%." "Kenny!" "What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck." "How would you like to go see the school counselor?" "How would you like to suck my balls?" "What did you say?!" "I- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was... [ahem] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?" "Holy shit, dude."
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