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Post by DeadFlamers on Oct 1, 2006 7:10:10 GMT -5
For me the best line I have heard was in the lastest Doctor who serise with The Cyber Men and the Daleks having a unch up while the Doctor was trying to get away form the both of them.
Cyber Man "You have waged war on the Cyber Men"
Dalek (Leader) "This is not war...this is pest control"
Cyber man "We have over five million Cyber men how many Dalek do you have
Dalek (Leader) four
Dalek (Another one) We could destroy the Cybermen with only one Dalek"
you have to hear it for the humor because it is a right slagging match
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Post by RaZoR KiSsEs on Oct 1, 2006 7:15:03 GMT -5
"say hello to my little friend"
"you dont fucks tony montana, tony montana fucks you"
Scarface- Al Pacino
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scarface "hey your titty"
thurgood "now thats a titty"
bryan "thats a fully, yea man a fully"
Halfbaked
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Post by DeadFlamers on Oct 1, 2006 7:17:22 GMT -5
lol
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Post by columbia on Oct 2, 2006 1:43:53 GMT -5
halfbaked and scarface fucking rock
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 2, 2006 10:41:57 GMT -5
"Shutup...just shutup...you had me at hello."
-A night at the roxbury and Jerry Maguire =P
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Post by RaZoR KiSsEs on Oct 2, 2006 13:17:26 GMT -5
ron - "im in a glass box of emotion!!!"
brick - "i love lamp"
boss - "do you really love the lamp?"
brick - "i love the lamp.lamp lamp lamp"
anchorman- the story of ron burgendy
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Post by columbia on Oct 3, 2006 10:37:19 GMT -5
Cera: I hope those aren't my cigarettes.
Chiki: When I took them, I didn't know you'd need them. But now I hope . . .
[lighting one up and taking a drag, then putting it into Cera's mouth]
Chiki: that you'll die of cancer
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Sgt. Marchand: Do you speak English?
Serb private: Yes.
Sgt. Marchand: We came for people.
Serb private: Yes.
Sgt. Marchand: People between lines.
Serb private: Yes, yes.
Sgt. Marchand: Where are they?
Serb private: Yes, yes, yes.
Sgt. Marchand: Ok, you don't understand a word of what I'm saying, right?
Serb private: Yes.
_______NO MANS LAND__________
Ray Elwood: There's basically two types of guys in the army - the motherfuckers and the motherfucked. Sergeant Saad is the third kind- he fucks the motherfuckers... which is doable when you're the chief MP by day and the director of retail heroin sales by night.
Mrs. Berman: When was the last time you even held a rifle? Do you even know which end the fucking bullets come out?
________Buffalo Soldiers_____________________--
Sgt. O'Neill: Excuses are like assholes, Taylor. Everybody's got one!
____platoon____
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages
lock stock n two smoking barrels
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 3, 2006 10:54:48 GMT -5
"Cartman,you fat f**k!"-"Shutup you f**king jew!"
-Cartman and Stan? of South Park
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Post by columbia on Oct 3, 2006 11:00:06 GMT -5
i always appreciated the lines that kenny had in the opening of the show lmao it made me n my bro laugh
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 3, 2006 17:24:36 GMT -5
heh yeah kenny's the shiznat!
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Post by columbia on Oct 3, 2006 21:36:12 GMT -5
lmfao the shiznat you make me laugh heheheh
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Post by RaZoR KiSsEs on Oct 4, 2006 4:55:22 GMT -5
now that line goes
kyle: "i know the answer mr garisen"
cartman mocking kyle: "i know the answer mr garisen"
kyle: "shut up you fat ass"
cartman: "fuck you you fucking jew"
mr garisen: "eric did you just say the f word"
cartman: "what jew"
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Post by neuroticdreamz on Oct 4, 2006 12:24:35 GMT -5
Lmao riiiight! I <3 that movie...and I like making people laugh *goofy grin and disco dances to 'staying alive'*
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Post by RaZoR KiSsEs on Oct 4, 2006 12:50:15 GMT -5
lmfao im in love with you, not really but still.... -grins- muahahahahaha
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Post by DeadFlamers on Oct 5, 2006 1:38:52 GMT -5
"Who are you?"
I'm the Doctor"
Go on take a guess where this is from
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